a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.

Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"

by smendler September 20, 2010

promise shoe

a shoe that you give someone giving them your love. like a promise ring but more loving because it is like cinderella.

you give someone you really love and want to marry a promise shoe

by Catherine Broddy May 23, 2020

dark promise

A promise that does not contain any good but dismay and dispirit ones enthusiasm and hope

The old man lamented weired words that sounded like a dark promise to the violent man

by peterz N May 31, 2019

Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.

Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!

by Raymurda April 24, 2020

quesadilla promise

A promise to make quesadillas for someone

A man who breaks a quesadilla promise is not a man but a worm

by Queso Dilla March 15, 2021

Whiskey Promise

A promise made while intoxicated that you have no intention in keeping.

Greg said he was going to let us use his parent's ski house, but it was just a whiskey promise.

by krolls March 4, 2013

Seton Promise

A promise that means so much that if broken it could tear apart the best of friends

Man he was my bestfriend until he broke that Seton Promise

by sblaze13 November 22, 2010