Polish Secret

A sex act where you go to a brothel in Amsterdam and a prostitute masturbates with a kielbasa whilst humiliating you

Prostitute: “Oh jä, you could never compare to zis Keilbasa”
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)

by BłûėJüdę July 23, 2020

Polish Handstand

A traditional Polish Dance in which a male/female shifts into a pose which they are standing up heads down feet up and they fart extremely loudly, entertaining to some audiences

Polish Guy: Do the stand!
Polish Guy #2: *handstands and farts* (Polish Handstand)
Polish Audience: *laugh hysterically*

by P4perboy July 7, 2019

polish sandwich

N. When a man's penis is positioned between his buttcheeks for another individual to eat out.

Lisa made Steve a polish sandwich last night.

by buttpiratesteve January 6, 2014

Polish Newspaper

Oral Sex performed onto someone while they are on the toilet.

Bobby was drunk last night so Tina gave him a polish newspaper he'd never forget.

by Clump Chlumpkins November 7, 2013

Polishing the gnome

Masturbating in the garden!

I was just out watering the roses and polishing the gnome

by Green Fingered December 24, 2014

Polish Harvest

The act of using a turnip or any root vegetable as a butt-plug then pulling it out. Dookie remains on the end of the vegetable like pulling it out of the earth.

Little Natey celebrated the beginning of Fall by having a Polish Harvest in his bed chambers.

by eL_dao October 1, 2023

Polishing the spear

To wank off and make your spear "Shine"
AKA Wacking off
Masturbating
And SLAPPING THE SHALOM

Isaac B "Jonah WTF are u doing1111!"
Jonah B "Im playing skyrim and polishing the spear!"

by chodechopper October 16, 2014