A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.
Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."
by Skeeter Beater April 29, 2010

Having sex with your ex-wife
John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.
by Raw Jelly Beans September 3, 2016

by Resta June 5, 2021

Another word for “Gun” or “Chopper/Choppa”
Typically used in the vernacular of those not in law enforcement.
The word Freezer is derived from the verb “to freeze,” indicating that when the freezer is pulled out, it’s freezes people - in the sense that they do not wish to move out of fear from the situation.
Typically used in the vernacular of those not in law enforcement.
The word Freezer is derived from the verb “to freeze,” indicating that when the freezer is pulled out, it’s freezes people - in the sense that they do not wish to move out of fear from the situation.
“Copped a new freezer yesterday.”
“Shug pulled out the freezer, and you could’ve sworn there wasn’t a soul in that club”
“Shug pulled out the freezer, and you could’ve sworn there wasn’t a soul in that club”
by OttoHapaxLegends April 25, 2021

To shit in the freezer - to destroy one's chances or reputation through an idiotic lapse.
From the UK tv show Big Brother, when a contestant lost crediblity by shitting in the freezer.
From the UK tv show Big Brother, when a contestant lost crediblity by shitting in the freezer.
"The guy was doing okay till he shat in the freezer".
"Don't get caught acting stupid and lose your rep - Don't shit in the freezer."
"Don't get caught acting stupid and lose your rep - Don't shit in the freezer."
by Conhead October 13, 2011

The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold
by Jhenkel1104 January 3, 2015
