A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.
Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
by HandyDandyUSA July 22, 2022
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"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."
by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021
Get the floating teapot mug.Going at it doggy style and the woman starts fishing her asshole and the man uses her arm for leverage
Man I was railing this girl from behind and she said she wanted to do the English teapot and started fisting her asshole and had me grab her arm
by CodeNameMonty December 1, 2023
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Get the Raava in a teapot mug.by Topsyboy December 18, 2023
Get the Topsy Teapot mug.When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.
Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”
Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?
Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.
Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.
Woman A: *grins*
Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?
Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.
Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.
Woman A: *grins*
by CountOlaf69 August 16, 2024
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Friend: Hey man aren't you upset those fuckers in Baan ChokDee Pai Resort Ripped you off
Me: Nah man I left em with a Thailand Teapot, that thing is ruined.
Me: Nah man I left em with a Thailand Teapot, that thing is ruined.
by Eludian February 24, 2021
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