Toledo Ice Storm

When you are running late to work because you were caught up trying to scrub all the dried cum off your titties.

Sorry Sarah! I’ll be there soon. I got caught up in a Toledo Ice Storm

by ItsKevinTurds February 9, 2019

Tolerite

Messing up words while reading them

This will not be tolerited

Damn bro you really tolerited this up

by crippling heart burn January 8, 2020

Rain Tolerance

The concept that people who live in dry, sunny environments, can build a tolerance to the negative effects of rain on their normal going-out habits, if it rains enough in a short amount of time.

Bob: Hey Sally, I know its raining like cats and dogs but you wanna go out and hit the town tonight?
Sally: Yea sure! I've built up a serious rain tolerance the past couple weeks. I just want it to be sunny again!!

Server: Hey Carlos restaurant manager how busy do you think we will be tonight? Probably pretty slow huh? It hasn't rained like this in five years!!
Carlos: Brace yourself, taking rain tolerance into account, this may be one of the busiest night of the year.

by C4pt41n W31rd0 February 25, 2019

Toledo sleeve

1) A prolapsed rectum. (aka. trunk butt)
2) When one masturbates a penis using ones prolapsed rectum.

1) Hey check out my Toledo sleeve.

2) I just gave my boyfriend the Toledo sleeve.

by Michael Reno Ewart October 14, 2009

Toledo Credit Card

Hand gun.

He used a Toledo Credit Card to get free beer.

by PC99 July 2, 2011

goat the tolet

This is how some people (esp. elderly women) pronounce the phrase, "go to the toliet".

{Norm}: Cummon Helen, let's go!
{Helen}: Hang on a moment Norm, I need to goat the tolet before we leave.

by Telephony July 19, 2016

Toledo

A city dying faster then a bullet can move. Toledo has been run to the ground by its 2 wonderful mayors (Finkfaggot and Jack Ford). This city has been rated one of the worst cities to live in America on many different lists. Its a giant fucking shithole.

I live here. Run

Get the fuck out of Toledo

by TacoMann July 5, 2009