Syrup Kid

A child who never blows their nose when runny, nor wipes their face after eating a sugary snack. Consequently, dirt and various other debris stick to the child's snotty face resulting in a unsightly nightmare. Usually maple syrup is involved in some way. (i.e. hillbilly kids)
As Pa brought the recently killed raccoon into the backwoods shack, his 6 children ran around screaming and grabbing at the raccoon with their sticky fingers. "Git off now, ya hear? Ya'll ain't nothin' but a bunch o' syrup kids!"
by NatTheBrat79 July 23, 2014
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scrotum syrup

The luscious, sticky, yet pure substance excreted from the scrotum when a male gets excited or agitated
Hey John, did you watch the new All Hail King Julien episode? I produced so much scrotum syrup when Mort sang the Feet song.

Hey Shelly, I have some extra scrotum syrup in my bag if you want some to put on your pancakes.
by Pseudo42069 October 21, 2021
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syrup nigger

Expression for Canadians used by Americans as "code" when they want to refer to Canadians in a derogatory manner.
Hey, check out all those SYRUP NIGGERS playing hockey out on the pond...
by oliver snow April 25, 2008
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Moose Syrup

Canadian slang for cum/ejaculate/jizz
He jerked off in his cabin in the woods and busted a good load of moose syrup.
by caninja February 15, 2015
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Waffles with Syrup

The act of classic Canadian sex, where maple syrup is used as lubricant and then the girl's syrupy pussy is eaten out afterwards, making it a waffle with syrup on it.
"I just had waffles with syrup for breakfast, if you know what I mean, eh?" *wink wink*
by puglover90 August 01, 2015
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Simple Syrup

A gender-fluid person who sponsors someone else's lifestyle. A gender-fluid sugar provider. Synonymous with sugar daddy but for someone who identifies as gender fluid.
Did you know that Jamie is Frankie's simple syrup? Jamie pays for everything!
by EllyIsSmelly April 12, 2019
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Raple Syrup

A sugary sweet concoction that tastes great on Roflwaffles. Only created by somone of extreme Pwnzerism
Steve:Omg did you see that shot
Jesus:Yeah that was like Roflwaffle with some raple syrup on top
by Gorilla Thumbs January 25, 2009
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