dunkin donuts swirlie

The phenomenon that occurs for males after age 40 when his gravity stricken, rubbery, wrinkled testicles meet The murky waters of the toilet when sitting for a poo.;fondue style is when turds are present with your nuts in the pool

I accidentally flushed during my first dunkin donuts swirlie ,luckily I had a plunger Handy because I didn’t want to have snake the drain again.

by J3r3my030303 January 16, 2018

swirly puff nap

the sexual act of grabbing and pulling on ones hair while releasing semen onto their face and smacking their chin with your balls

girl: "damn my boyfriend gave me a swirly puff nap last night and it was amazing"

by ladida betchez November 13, 2009

Louisiana Swirly Tube

Sticking a dildo on top of a drill, with the drill at it's highest rotation velocity.

Rebecca, I just tried a Louisiana Swirly Tube -- it was awesome!

by rectified123 October 20, 2017

Cass lake swirly

When a ho dances on your boat and you dunk her in the lake.

Lea told the girl to stop twerking on her boat, and then gave her a Cass lake swirly

by House wife of Cass lake September 6, 2021

blond chunk swirly

for this to happen you need a bathroom, uncontrollable shits and a blond girlfriend
after shitting close the toilet lid ,engage in sex (unannounced) lift the toilet seat flip her over putting her head in the bowl of shit and flush...if quick enough piss down the back to gain extra points

hey i gave lou-ann a blond chunk swirly, after hanks bad chili

by capt. syphilisis August 24, 2008

Minnesota Swirly

A Minnesota Swirly is a bullying act, normally happening to shorter people. To perform the Minnesota Swirly, you must first get a large man (preferably a football player or obese man) to defecate in a public toilet bowl. The bigger the feces, the better, as it will be used soon. Next, find your victim. Shorter people (under 5'3") are typically better than taller people, as they are easier to maneuver into the Minnesota Swirly. Lastly, flip your victim head-first into the public toilet with the feces inside, and flush the toilet. Feces will be smeared throughout the hair of the victim, and will taint the smell for days. (For an added effect, try having each member in your group urinate on the victim while the toilet is flushing.)

Man 1: "Yo man, Peter over there is really short! We should Minnesota Swirly him."
Man 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in. Let's find a shitter first, though."
Man 3: "I'm in! What toilet do I shit in?"

by the one and only dunce September 11, 2025

swirliful

(n)meaning full of swirls, curly queues etc.

that wrapping paper is so swirliful!

by laredo national bank May 3, 2008