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ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation
Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"
by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024
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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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Survive The Disasters

a ios app which is lost media and since has never been recovered. it is from roblox but its not the roblox app.
robloxlover69: Oh man, I wish I could get the Survive The Disasters App on my device!
22robloxians: bruh what how are you even gonna recover that lost media bruh
by skliwwa September 27, 2022
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bush survival

Trying not to gag when eating out a french girl and you succeed by not puking.
Dude I almost died, If I was trained in bush survival.
by Funny_Bone November 20, 2016
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Survival Stan

A person who falls asleep in the middle of the road or fighting, and named their pets the obvious
“Oh man I just survival stanned”
“What’d you do?”
“I fell asleep driving”

“Oh cute your dog is adorable what’s it’s name?”
“It’s name is dog
“Seriously Stan? -.-“
by Bdoqueen August 18, 2019
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survival potion

Colloquially abbreviated as "potion", this slang term refers to caffeinated coffee as the "potion" required to be able to stay up late doing college assignments and writing final paper.
As I pulled an all-nighter to finish my final paper, my survival potion was flowing—nothing like a strong cup of coffee to keep me awake and focused!
by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025
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Survival Nation

A Dayz Discord for sad weaboo weirdos. A place to senselessly argue with everyone and anyone for nothing at all.
I bet that guy is in the survival nation discord
by SumADeez July 16, 2022
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