When you draw a smiley face, little hat and eyebrow rings on your penis. Then smother your penis in sardine oil and feed it to your ladies kitty. My old lady got freaky in the sack last night.
by madpitbull April 12, 2020
100% just a straight bitch. She is pretty but super fake. She acts like she loves Jesus but it feels like she is just acting. She is very dismissive and always paints herself as the victim.
by Of course not, unless... April 17, 2020
by irvsss April 24, 2009
Carol is a rude, bitch who normally has a short haircut, lives with cats and wants to see a manager. She does nothing but nit pick at people because she’s lonely and bitter.
Carol yelled at Taylor for no reason at all and Taylor said “carol go back home to your cats you short haired bitch.”
by Evanna Haugh January 22, 2020
When you get drunk and eat a pussy out that is so vile, you end up vomiting, in and around the vile orifice. That woman, the possessor of the vile vagina, is a "Carol"
Dude, we were ripping shots, and next thing I know I come to at some random apartment going to town on some Carol... My body reacted appropriately.
by coffeeandcoughsyrup December 31, 2015
Signal red lipstick with no moisturising ingredient whatsoever. Sand Beige (i.e bright orange in colour) 'pressed powder'.
by Joanne July 22, 2003
Hey Mike, you're not the only one who says that normal doesn't exist. Carol Gray says the same thing. Did you get that from her?
by Karen Stickney February 11, 2007