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Substack

The semi-visible layer of cultural production where people publish seriously but without institutional validation; the cultural production published seriously within a semi-visible expanse of recognition. Commonly used of literary publications but may apply to any published form of work.
"I just have to escape the substacks!" exclaimed Paul.
"You're sick of being stuck within the substack," mused Pauline.
by theartcompany January 15, 2026
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ass-sistance

What every eager tongue-lolling stud in town wants to give a cute chick wif an equally-cute posterior, so dat they'll have an excuse to touch, stroke, pat, squeeze, massage, spank, etc. said "delightful derriere".
Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon

a megalodon in fisch which is very rare and only a few people have it. this takes a lot of fisching skills to get.
OMG!!!!!!!!! I GOT A "shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO RARE AND IT SELLS FOR 129,395 CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by =-0987654321\][poiuytrewq';lkj February 4, 2025
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