Strawberry Weed

Also known as: Strawberry Cough, Strawberry Smooth

70% Sativa
30% Indica

A strain of weed that, despite having nothing to do with the strawberry plant itself, tastes/smells of berries, prompting the name strawberry weed.

"Woaaaah, strawberry weed, it looks like weed but it tastes like strawberries. Duuuuude."

by theskyisfallingdown April 18, 2010

Strawberry Skittles

A euphemism for the popular lad part Nipples

" Dude did your hand up there? "
" Yeah man I was nibbling on those strawberry Skittles"

by Hughes Elite February 17, 2009

strawberry smoothie

Another word for va-jay-jay, as heard on "Impractical Jokers."

Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

strawberry felch

To insert a Strawberry into a receiving homosexual anus that is full of his lovers semen acting like a bung. Allowing the receiver to squat over the giver's face without leaking, with the giver of the semen then inserting a straw through the strawberry to drink the gravity pooled semen, blood, lube and faecal matter juice out of the rectum cavity.

Fuck that chick is hot, I would strawberry felch Sir Elton John just to have the chance to take her out to dinner.

by Racko001 December 12, 2016

Strawberry Dip

To have sex with your woman when she is menstruating.

The missus was on the rags last night but she opted for a strawberry dip anyway.

by Wild Thong July 28, 2015

Strawberry Morning

a meme of an elephant that has been spread around. the strawberry morning elephant is an elephant-shaped strawberry with a stem that is probably supposed to be a hat?? there is text underneath it in Arabic that translates to this word being written about.

Person 1: hey man strawberry morning elephant

Person 2: hell yeah

Person 3: oh my fucking god stop posting that goddamn elephant

by KnownAsOmega2436 May 5, 2023

Strawberry Milkshake

You poke a hole with a sharp pin in the side of the man's penis and block the main urethral hole with tape. Then when you are about to cum, you cum in your partners mouth with the pin hole and out comes a mix of cum and blood.

Man, my dick still hurts after yesterday she had me perform the strawberry milkshake.

Dude that's hilarious.

by stoplookingkeepreading February 19, 2023