Ass Strain

The unfortunate and embarassing cramp like pain felt in both buttocks after vigorous exercise. It can make it difficult and time-consuming to walk down stairs or slopes. Most cases respond well to conservative treatment.

"Will got Ass strain after running up the hill too many times, that's why it's taking him ages to walk down"

"Will won't stop complaining about his ass strain"

" Harry doesn't get ass strain as he does loads of squats at the gym, and is a well conditioned lad"

by Baby fill it up January 24, 2012

Slut Strands

A women’s hairstyle characterized by two tendrils of hair that hang down to frame the face. Predominantly worn by skiers and snowboarders, as it’s a hairstyle that can be worn with a hat or a helmet.

“You ready to hit the slopes?”
“Hang on, let me make sure my slut strands are even”

by Vann Trapp November 24, 2022

don't be a stranger

Don't forget about me/Call me sometime

"See ya later"

"Ok, but don't be a stranger"

by CoCo September 20, 2003

reverse stranger

Using an anesthetic agent to create a numbing sensation over the users penis to still allow erection, but dismiss any feeling in the area. This allows the user to masturbate his penis without any feeling creating a sensation that the user is jacking off another person.

Thomas is not openly gay, therefore he must use the reverse stranger in order to feel like he still with another man, and get the pleasure he wants at the same time.

by Sealclubber March 21, 2008

the stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

Me and Mr. Dick met The Stranger last night. It was amazing.

by Dirty Sex Vernacular May 22, 2003

Lost For Strange

Describing a situation where a cheater looses a significant other, because of infidelity. Usually followed by regret or taunting due to the bad decision based on the value of the lost partner rather than the moral issue of cheating.

"Did you hear about Fred and Donna?"
"Yeah, he was cheating and she dumped him."
"She's Beautiful. What was he thinking?"
"That's the third one he's lost for strange"

Her husband caught her cheating, she moved out and abandoned him and the kids. Now she wants to come back, but he has already moved on. Her family is gone, lost for strange.

Christie Brinkley was lost for strange, by Peter Cook

Farrah Fawcett was lost for strange, by Ryan O'Neal

by Mr Hines February 5, 2010

Strange Pussy

(Noun)

New pussy that you haven't smashed yet, instead of your
Girlfriends same ol' blown out
Stanky vaginal orifice.

Example: "Bro me and my lady have been doin good, goin on 5 years now... But I could use some STRANGE PUSSY every now & then."

by CaliKing420 October 26, 2013