Steak and Blowjob Day 

Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine's Day, and, given their ebullient dedication, Steak & BJ Day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ on March 14th. That's it.

Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.
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Phil: "Hey man, it's only one week until March 14th."

Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."

Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."

Steak and Blowjob Day by Official Steak and BJ Day March 22, 2011

Steak Bake

This is an informal British term for a woman's vagina. Derived from a pastry that they sell at Gregg's (a chain of restaurants in the United Kingdom)

Lick my steak bake, you wee faggot !

Steak Bake by Brigette Martin Mendoça July 26, 2017

Steak Baby 

A large production of a single piece of feces.

I'm have to go lay out a steak baby

Steak Baby by Delta Charlie October 3, 2006

Steak N Shake 

The act of having sex with an epileptic person under a strobe light.

"Dude, I'm meeting up with a hot epileptic girl tonight." "Dude! Steak N Shake her!"

Steak N Shake by staaaaake March 6, 2010

Steak and Chill 

Verb; When someone promises you to do something and they don't do it, despite the fact they signed a legal document with the repercussion being that they must make you a steak dinner and give them head.

Dude, Ryan totally owes me a steak and chill session after fucking me over like that.

Steak and Chill by blowmeplez June 15, 2016

Steak 'n Shake 

Located on the summit of Mount Foraker, USA. They keep lions in their kitchen to ward off police and Health Inspectors and to keep their privacy from people who somehow managed to get there. The restaurant is only accessible by rich people with personal jets.

At Steak 'n Shake, the only option on the food menu is steak. You are required, upon receiving the steak, to shake it at any nearby customer. You are then to proceed to place the steak on the plate, and to smash the plate to the ground. You may order steak sauce on the side and this is to be rubbed on any nearby person or yourself. If you ever attempt to eat the steak you will be slapped and given an extra $10 charge on the bill.

"Have you been to Steak 'n Shake man?"

"Yeah, Sir Henry and I took my jet there, the lions are quite threatening about keeping the place in order and under wraps."

"The fuck? I was talking about the new burger joint down the street that just opened up."

"Ohh... You heard nothing of this."

"Okay...?"

Steak 'n Shake by Jessica Gloria June 16, 2018

steak mud

N.) The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas expelled from ones rectum after consuming large quantities of steak.

Oh dear lord, who blew that Steak Mud?

steak mud by MotelPubes July 24, 2018