standing up

An olympic sport

I am standing up... can i sit now?

by Coca November 9, 2003

fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Stenzing

Stenzing is the act of being in a Stenzed situation.

I was stenzing last night so hard, it was fucking stenzed.

by The Wish Granter October 25, 2009

Standing Deuce-ation

when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.

person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"

by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011

Standing in the G.A.P

When a person is praying on your behalf.

When you tell someone about something thats happening in your life, they will stand in the G.AP.

Cohen: Man I am about to start a new chapter in my life "school"
Dre: Dwu! brother i will be "Standing in the G.A.P" for you

by Cman1989 September 1, 2013

Stanziano

A Stanziano is the funniest AND sexiest 🅱️erson you will ever meet.

I LOVE STANZIANO

by original_party_worm July 18, 2019

Stanziano

A Stanziano is both the funniest and THICCEST 🅱️erson you will ever meet. 😩😤💦👌💯💯🔥🔥

Stanziano is my everything😎.

by original_party_worm July 18, 2019