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stalker pivot

The action preformed by a creepy guy, usually at a comic con, where he attempts to inject himself into your group but fails, quickly looking for an out, he will lock his eyes on the next next available group of girls and preform a stalker pivot.
"This guy came up to us and was acting like a complete creeper, we told him off and he preformed the creepiest stalker pivot I've ever seen and started following some other group of girls."
by dzuari February 26, 2015
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snackeral

Alicia said to Hillary "Would you like a snackeral with your beverage?".
by ChocolatePirate November 5, 2020
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stackenblochen

noun - derived from Stacken Blochen:
a compulsion to stack, center, and otherwise arrange the sides of things at right angles, sometimes harnessed into a technique to making messy spaces *look* organized even when they're not, and sometimes simply the onset of OCD.
"Your apartment is so organized!"
"Not really, I just have excellent stackenblochen."
by soybomb June 6, 2005
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stacked to the rafters

adj., intensive form of stacked. Descriptive of human physique: Well built, muscled and athletic in the case of males, extremely attractive and shapely in the case of females.
She's got tits like funfair balloons, a waist that can hide behind a flagpole and an ass that could turn the washington monument to sand - she's stacked to the rafters man.
by idunnit October 28, 2004
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"Stacked Like Ass"

Stacked like Ass: The saying which can represent both something being very awful, or very good (as in attractive.)
"Wow" said the unloader, "that pallet is "Stacked Like Ass", I better fix it.

And Later:

"Did you see that woman, she was "Stacked Like Ass."
by The unloaded unloader October 16, 2006
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status stalker

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.
When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??
by Philosophistry March 6, 2010
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David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.
Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.
by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009
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