St. Louis

A place that only people who are NOT "native St. Louisans" are able to recognize as the corner of hell it truly is. The delusional hicks who were born and bred there like to imagine themselves being at the very center of the universe. If only these obese morons weren't so lazy they'd realize how pathetic it really is.

Aside from a halfway decent yet obscure university (WashU), a mega piss-factory (Budweiser) and a great baseball team (Cardinals), there is nothing to recommend this place. Unless, of course, you happen to have a thing for ugly women, in which case St. Louis is just the perfect town for you.

by Menager July 18, 2009

st. louis glamor

Any item, piece of clothing, gesture, etc. that people who are not sophisticated think is sophisticated. Think of something any "real housewife" would wear, buy, or say.

I can't believe the interior design of this house. It's St. Louis glamor at it its worst.

by onecaseman August 17, 2011

St. Louis Love Muffin

When you poop in your lovers bellybutton and smear it all over her belly with your disco stick

Josh gave me a St. Louis Love Muffin last night.

by SusanJensMom January 12, 2021

St. Louis Salt Lick

When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.

Man, I ran up north the other night to get with that cowgirl and got a St. Louis Salt Lick instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

St. Louis Riot

Another badass Axl event. Some cunt brought a camera to a Guns N Roses concert, and Axl Rose (frontman) saw it and yelled for the security to take it away. They didn't notice what he was taking about, so he impulsively dived off the stage to get it from him. The security threw him back on stage, to which Axl announced "Thanks to the lame ass security, I'm going home!"

This started an extremely infamous riot.

St. Louis Riot: Yeah, it was obnoxious and stupid, but seriously, this guy is hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pomIFCkmHX8&feature=related
The riot.

by Cati (nLove With Slash) March 31, 2009

St. Louis Lunatic

Ya got to shit on your girls chest, then titty fuck her with the poo as a lube, then cum on her face yelling undalay undalay mamma E.I. E.I. uhhh ohhhh! like the Nelly song.

I had to shit while fucking that trick so bad a decided to give her the St. Louis Lunatic. It was crazy!

by Big Don LuBon May 8, 2010

St. Louis Brown Eye

An anus of a man or women, also known as dirty penny, bunghole, Rusty Sherrifs badge

While banging my girl, I slipped it into her St. Louis Brown Eye

by The Feigster February 22, 2009