Squirrel

A word to describe what a person does when they are easily distracted.

Bob: So, in conclusion, 4+4 = 8
Tommy: Wait, what?
Bob: I just gave an hour lesson on this!
Jim: Yeah, but Tommy was like "Squirrel!" the whole time.

by snape+scabbers=AWESOME June 13, 2011

Squirrel

The most terrifying creature that will ever live

RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

squirrel

Another name for a snatch or a bush.

LeRoy and Tyrone went under the grandstand at the game to see if they could shoot (see) some squirrels.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

squirrel

A hairy cootch.

Mrs. Jimmy?: "Honey, pick me up a box of squirrel covers when you're at the store, okay?"
Jimmy: "You want the panty liner size, or the hospital size?"

by Jimmy? June 6, 2003

Squirrel

A woman's pubic hair.

I just got a peek at Erin's squirrel.

by judbgrdmchn June 6, 2017

squirrel

slut who's forte is to eat nuts

ecounter with grace again?..that squirrel loves her nuts

by ozslang August 23, 2003

Squirrel

A nickname for the animal-looking toupee on a guys head. It becomes the guy's nickname when he's a prick even though he's wearing a toupee.

I wonder if the Squirrel is being "cool" at the Kerryman tonight?

by hlsulliv April 21, 2008