socom spider

When a spider repels down from your ceiling on single thread in front of your face much like what you do SOCOM.

A socom spider repelled down in front of my sister when she was on the computer, scared her shitless. A great moment in my life.

by BECKDADDY June 13, 2008

Motorcycle Spider-Man

From a missionary position, just before climax, the male stands up on the bed, performs a backflip, ejaculates into his hand, throws it on the ceiling, and lands on his feet.

Hey, have you heard of the Motorcycle Spider-Man?

by Urge2Splurge October 1, 2016

6 way spiderman

When 6 co-workers have an orgy in front of their 85 year-old co-worker as her dying wish.

Kiss, or do a 6 way Spiderman.

by Jerico18 March 30, 2019

spider-man

the best motherfucking person ever. practically my fucking idol. kicks everyone's ass.

Spider-man will own you all.

by anonymous September 26, 2004

Butt Spider

a hair-filled piece of ass lint

Who put this fucking butt spider on my pillow!?

by Tango Golf July 7, 2008

nope spider

A spider so terrifying that all you can do when you see it is back away saying, "Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope."

*Dude enters room*
*Dude sees a nope spider*
*Dude backs out of the room*
Saying: "Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope."

by HelloWorld123 March 29, 2014

funky spiderman

A euphemism for autocratic asphyxiation

I've got my belt and my lube, time to do the funky spiderman

by Ansuz August 27, 2015