"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"
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a person or persons exhibiting behavior consistent with being both a spastic and a retard simultaneously.
slang for idiot,langer, fool, gobshite, eejit, spanner, wanker
a person or persons exhibiting behavior consistent with being both a spastic and a retard simultaneously.
slang for idiot,langer, fool, gobshite, eejit, spanner, wanker
by annie cronin August 28, 2007
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A Spatroast is a take on performing in a Spit roast or an Eiffel tower (if you do not know what those are look them up). In a Spatroast, instead of slapping palms with a bro like you would in an Eiffel tower while screwing a chick, a spatroast involves one guy and any amount of girls (preferably two or more) at the same time.
Basically this is a less homoerotic version of a spit roast. While the guy is screwing one chick, she is eating out another. If there are more than two girls there... the chain just keeps going. Okright! So go have one! Also remember to say Spatroast in a hick accent while performing.
by Brendo Starr March 30, 2009
Get the Spatroast mug.Stands for Super Hormonal Overly Aggressive Teenage Guys and is pronounced "show-uht-jee". Basically it is a guy who gets way too into a sport and so can cause bodily harm to himself or others. This is not an endearing term.
Jennifer: I was playing badmitton and this guy hit the birdy at my head so hard it knocked me unconscious!
Stephanie: Wow, what a shoatg!
Stephanie: Wow, what a shoatg!
by justjenn May 9, 2009
Get the shoatg mug.The act of shooting a total stranger in the back of the head following an automobile collision and the subsequent exchange of insurance information.
Marc pulled a Spatafore on that guy for ramming into his new jeep.
The officer said that the deceased appeared to be a victim of a Spatafore after his collision on the I-15.
The officer said that the deceased appeared to be a victim of a Spatafore after his collision on the I-15.
by L to the P December 25, 2006
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Get the Spatalan mug.when some one calls you "dick head", you rub your head up and down like a giant penis resebling a hand job and say "im gonna spat on you bitch!!!!"
by holly banana March 9, 2008
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