wood splitter

the wood splitter is a minnesota term that takes two guys havin sex with one girl one guy in the vagina and one guy in the anal

hey dude were goin to put a wood splitter on this chick tonight

by bw78 January 20, 2008

spitzered

Past tense of the intransitive verb to spitzer, which means to self-destruct. Used most frequently when referring to politicians, although linguists predict the term will be more widely used.

He spitzered after years of pomposity.

by Sandrina March 18, 2008

log splitter

peircing that bridges the two butt cheeks, splitting the turd as one poops.

Dear sir, is that a log splitter in the crack of your hiney?

by turd masher July 2, 2006

Sluttered

To "slut" or "flooze" with immoral qualities.

Da way she sluttered at da club was commendable.

by NinjaMT June 2, 2011

Wig Splitter

To do something so amazing that people can not even believe what they have just seen!

The Adrenalineboyz motorcycle stunt team just split my wig with that awesome stunt!

Matt Flora is a wig splitter!

by Adrenalineboyz lover April 7, 2009

one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"

I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

lip splitters

when a chick wears jeans so tight they split her pussy lips apart

god damn jenna was wearing some lip splitters last night

by mikeyc18 April 28, 2009