turbo slag

The lag a man observes in his girlfriends walking when she sees a turbo charged vehicle (Eg: Lada Niva 1600 Turbo), as she is impressed with the car, which is far superior to her boyfriends shitbox (Eg: Mazda 2), and would like to run off with the driver. A play on the technical term "Turbo Lag" which refers to the time between the accelerator being used, and exhaust gasses creating boost through use of a turbine

1) Ben: Man,i was walking with Shazza the other day and she saw Julian drive past in the Lada Niva 1600 Turbo. She was getting epic Turbo Slag

2) I had doubts about my girlfriend liking me when she was getting really heavy Turbo Slag over Robbo's WRX, and when his blowoff valve went i knew i had lost her

by Brody Reid Yr 10 April 7, 2008

shlag

usually said by cockneys in the context to offend people. originating from the word 'slag' meaning a promiscuous woman. also said by geeks 'n' grebs in king's lynn's honourary school KES.

moomin you little shlag! go get my ish from next do'.

by hardcoregeek May 14, 2005

slag tag

Another term for tramp stamp, a tattoo on a woman's lower back.

Guy 1: "Look at that girl's slag tag."
Guy 2: "Don't you mean tramp stamp?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but I think she's British."

by Adman12 September 21, 2005

slaggard

Name given to anybody who regularly acts, or is acting like a complete tool. Generally, a slaggard will have a brain that is smaller than that of an emu.

That guy driving that jet-ski is a complete slaggard

by maz1 April 2, 2009

Lag Slag

Female companion which is often phoned to meet up for casual sex when drunk or (lagging)...

The Lag Slag is often lacking in attractiveness and happy oblige as she is doesn't often get laid.

No means of contact is then made to the lag slag until you are lagging again.

Q.What did you do last night bruv?

A. Got pissed up and met my Lag slag..

by George a Johnson July 15, 2007

brixton slag

Term used to describe a black woman, as the majority of people in brixton are black. Derogatory term, often considered very racist.

(whit man) Look at that Brixton slag over there with her tribe

by Lozz June 3, 2007

slag-batter

a)The thrush like vaginal excretion of the common slut.

b)A competitive sport where young men attempt to bed more sluts than their competitors. Sport of kings...

a)What the fuck is that on your duvet? It looks like slag-batter to me.

b)This is our Chris, he's a degenerate, a champion slag-batter of the highest order.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007