Someone that has the uncanny ability to have a siezure and dance at the same time. They can also make love and fap at the same time to.
by JackMaster Spaz January 13, 2004
a fairly endearing term, meant for someone who says or does something silly, or simply went you want to call someone something without being too harsh. I think i may have heard it used in "friends" by pheobe.
by moosemily September 13, 2006
An abbreviation for the phrase 'literal spastic'. Usage cav vary depending on whether the subject is a temporary spastic, or, more common, if s/he is one by birth. It is polite to identify those who are normal, and those who are spastic. A litty spaz may be incapable of walking to the shop, they cannot articulate, and, more often than not, have no idea what they are doing at any particular moment. In general, their future is bleak.
'Look, mate, it's a litty spaz!'
by rupang March 13, 2009
jez: i cant belive you oranize ur socka by colour and style!
mark: why? its useful for quick acsessablity
jez: you're such a posh-spaz!
mark: why? its useful for quick acsessablity
jez: you're such a posh-spaz!
by horny-dandilion May 28, 2007
The Pecker or "penis" of a Spaz or "Spastic". Subtly implies that the one whom the term is aimed at may have a deformed fella.
by Dick the sip January 12, 2010
by baghead dresser April 14, 2022
Spaz Master: The person responsible for looking after groups of those of the Spazzy persuasion, eg; sunshine bus attendant.
by V-Fantastic. November 12, 2008