Cock-Snorkeler

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.

"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"

by bshan2001 October 12, 2008

Canadian Snorkel

The act of tossing salad with penis shaft in the air in one hand while the balls rest on one's nose. A variation of the rusty trombone. You must make a disgusted face while licking to breath.

This bitch gave me a Canadian Snorkel last night, I loved it!

by Alex Crowder and Brian Oniel December 26, 2007

Tokyo Snorkel

Sex act whilst eating out a girl from behind, the nose of the eater is strategically placed in the ass-hole of the girl, causing the eyes of the eater to squint as if they had Asian looking eyes! R

Man, I was going down on Kim from behind and she backed up a little and gave me a Tokyo Snorkel. I had sinus problems for a week.

by DickWhispers R December 11, 2010

Snorkel-Bating

The act of putting on a snorkel and watching yourself masturbate underwater

I totally caught Steve Snorkel-Bating in the community pool

by Big Lurch 75 January 27, 2011

snorkel porking

When an individual dawns a two piece wetsuit, flippers, a sheathed broken piece of glass and a snorkel mask enters a body of salt water with moderate to large pig in arms, the individual proceeds to sodomize said pig while venting its innards into the saltwater with the glass shard, causing pig to lose buoyancy pulling the sodomite and bleeding pig under the surface of the water until climax.

Noun, Verb, Adj.

Noun: "I'd rather be snorkel porking."

Verb: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL!?" "I am snokel porking."

Adjective: "Man thats a snokelporking ride you got there."

by snorkpork November 28, 2010

Arabian Snorkel

When you perform Arabian Goggles and put your penis in the girl's mouth at the same time.

I was giving that nasty ho the Arabian Goggles but then she surprised me by turning it into an Arabian Snorkel.

by JT Money33 September 26, 2007

pumpkin snorkel

When a woman has a man's testicles in her mouth with his erect penis pointing up. Closly resembling a pumpkin with a snorkel attached to it.

You should of seen the look on mom's face when she saw me giving Sandy the old pumpkin snorkel.

by James t Smith May 27, 2008