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cock save

In the same vein as a cock block, a cock save is to save a cock from irreparable harm. "Irreparable harm" here can refer to an ugly/disease-ridden/non-human female, or to an embarrassing/potentially lethal inanimate object, any of which a healthy human penis should never come into contact in the fist place.

A cock save may be mistaken for a cock block until the next day when the person affected can look upon the situation with sober eyes.

The actions that amount to a cock block and cock save are usually the same, the only difference being that a cock block is always a bad thing and a cock save is always a good thing.
Mike: I was so drunk I almost fucked that softball player/billy goat/toaster. I mean I was pants down, tent pitched, ready to go. What happened?

Dwight: I knocked your ass out with the waffle iron for being an idiot.

Mike: Thanks for the cock save, amigo.
by ThomasJefferson3rdPres May 20, 2010
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savescumming

Copying your saved game file to another directory, to circumvent auto-deletion. This is usually done in RPGs like Rogue that automatically delete the file as a form of "perma-death" so that you are required to start over every time you die.
"I used savescumming to get to the Amulet of Yendor just to prove to myself that it was possible. Someday I'll beat it for real."
by kermiter May 16, 2007
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saves time

used to explain why you carry such items as medical records.
Do you always carry your medical records? Saves Time
by captain poopypants November 11, 2004
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saveage

The act of saving vast amounts of money while shopping online. This usually involves watching stores for sales and great deals, visiting deal sites, and telling your friends about your finds.
Jeff, I just had some serious saveage this weekend, I got a new plasma TV for $80!
Wow Steve! That really is some impressive saveage!
by RudyR August 10, 2007
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Save my game

Originating from the video game "No More Heroes" this phrase means "take a crap".

To save your game in No More Heroes, you must find a toilet. Your character sits down on the toilet, and the save screen is displayed.
by James D Wilson May 19, 2008
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save the game

when you go to bed in order to pass time. inspired by the feature in GTA
don't got nothin to do, shit imma just save the game
by orangescape September 2, 2019
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Save the turtles

If you see this quote in someone's bio, it's probably a reference to a tweet from @ains_rose that said : " you know who doesn't want to be choked? Turtles. You know who does? Me. Save the turtles, choke me instead." So it quite literally means choke me.
"She had save the turtles in her bio, but she doesn't seem like a vsco girl! What do you think?"

"hahahaha, you're so naive, it means choke me, that's it."
by denadacariño August 25, 2020
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