Tight shorts in general on males. So tight that testicles are bulging in the crotch. It gives the appearance as if the wearer is smuggling plums in his shorts. Hence the name "Plum smugglers". These shorts are often worn by American tourists abroad.
"Damn, how can you fit your balls in those plum smugglers?"
American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).
Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.
American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).
Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.
by DizzleOC April 10, 2008
by AnthonyFranco February 14, 2008
This is what a male does after nailing a slumpbuster in order to not get caught and made fun of. Where women must do the "walk of shame", men go on the "smuggler's run" in order to not be seen by others.
We know he got a slumpbuster last night. We caught him getting ready to do the smuggler's run coming out of her house.
by J-Rax April 08, 2008
by mxlplyx February 01, 2009
Fruit Smugglers use both hands and both feet! 1. No green card Mr. Gonzalez?!?... Here let me clean that sweaty brown cock of your's with my tongue! 2. Peeling back the turtleneck. 3. Hunting down a Fruit of the Loom shroom. 4. To peel one's banana for the sole purpose of extracting one's savory sea monkey sauce. 5. Milking his baby batter protein healthy goodness. 6. Pumping, sucking and slurping for hot man gravy. 7. Polishing someone's pungent poopstick pogo pole. 8. Giving CPR to the Supersoaker Sperm Drencher2000. 9. Pacifying the throat with one's turd churner. 10. Nibbling the farm worker's foreskin on lunch break in the greenhouse. 11. Going Vegan and having a severe protein attack, and as a result pulling down someone's boxer shorts for a midnight snack. 12. Scrubbing your throat hard with a 8'3" basketball player's dripping wet hot & sweaty & smelly chocolate log. 13. Tasting your friend's girlfriend's butthole from the night before and saying to yourself "oh yes! please! More! Mmmmm". 14. Getting your chin tickled with cum-filled nutsack. 15. Laughing so hard you shoot cum out your nose, from what you just did a few mintutes ago in a roadside restroom. 16. Having a dinner date point out that you forgot you wipe the toothpaste from your lip (oops! I did it again! Roadside Restrooms! on the way to the restaraunt!) etc. etc. etc. etc. etc....
by Spermies Makies Mouthies Happies! Like Yah...! OMG! September 06, 2006
a tight pair of pants, swimming shorts, or any type of mens underwear. usually outlining his genitals.
by ilymnp February 28, 2011