Smirnoff Cunt

A girl who's Russian and a Major BITCH

Connor: Yo i asked Ivanna For a piece of gum

Jon: And?

Connor: She screamed at me and Bitched me out. Then she threatened to call her boyfriend Boris On me.

Ahmed: Typical Smirnoff Cunts these days...

by aMoMZZ233! December 19, 2010

smirkle

1.To take (the property of another) without right or permission.
2.To commit theft.
3.To move, carry, or place surreptitiously.
4.To take or cut a place in line
5.Joked or pranked on...most likely includes saran wrap, toliet paper and shaving cream (sensitive skin hopefully)

Derick and Richard smirkled Veronica's car with saran wrap, toliet paper, and shaving cream.

by Derick Gosch November 5, 2006

Smirf

To attack with affection.

You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.

by paigezz December 14, 2006

smirnoff vodka high balls

Usually a drink of Smirnoff Vodka mixed with ale, water and such served in a tall cup with lots of ice.

Hey waiter, two smirnoff vodka high balls please.

by xx_stone May 3, 2006

Smirnoff Bitch

The real term for Smirnoff Ice, because we all know it is the most bitch drink in existence. My roommate used to drink Smirnoff Bitch all the time, because, you guessed it, he is a bitch.

My roommate is always drinking Smirnoff Bitch, what a fuckin finook.

by get money nigga March 14, 2008

[Smirnoff]

A very sweet and perfectly normal metro-sexual drink. Perfect on the rocks with lemon and lime, in a tall glass. Often incredibly expensive when mixed with other ingredients.

Jean Le Fete "Oh, i cannot find my eyeliner in my man purse! Darling! "

Jeffery Jacaferie "Honey, we need to wet our lips with some fresh Smirnoff, lemon and limes..like so now!"

by seanwukun October 20, 2008

smirkin

fake smile ment with laughter toward bronchy girls ...

you see them hoez over there we be smirkin at them.

by uuuuiiii18 August 10, 2009