Sautenism

The Pastafarian version of Satanism. Hell is ruled by our Dark Pepperoni Lord "Cheezus Crust". Pastafarian Hell is basically the same as Pastafarian Heaven, but the beer is stale and all of the strippers have STDs. Members of Suatenism are called Sautenists.

"I'm thinking of joining a religion."
"Dude, you should become a Sautenist, their temples give out free pizza on Wednesdays."
"I guess I'll have to become a follower of Sautenism then."

by LackingInSomething August 25, 2016

Slutebrity

One who sleeps with celebrities and gains status.

Kim Kardashian is such a slutebrity; that's how she made it.

by Chichester1000 August 4, 2017

slitenzy

an exceptionally intelligent person or one with exceptional skill in a particular area of activity.

he is the man', he is slitenzy

by slitenzy February 14, 2018

sluteroni

a slut that is fat with fat fingers

she is such a sluteroni

by therealblasian September 6, 2018

slute

slutty and cute

Ugh! That girl is so slute.

by dog feet September 18, 2018

slutely

Short for ab-so-lute-ly

George slutely kicks ass.

by chris-fox October 16, 2018

smutent

A fun word to use to insult someone. It confuses the person you are insulting allowing you to win the argument.

"You smutent potato!"

by Givingsss November 6, 2018