junkyard slurpee

The act of performing oral sex on a woman by inserting a straw procured from a conveinence store fountain drink station into her vagina and sucking until it makes a sound comparable to that of a nearly empty slurpee.

Following a night of prolonged drinking, Bill proceeded to give Hiliary a sustained junkyard slurpee that rattled Lincoln's painting on the wall of the west wing.

by Franklin Furter January 11, 2008

salvadorian slurpee

When you fill up a bathtub with cherry slurpee and eat pussy and ass with a brain freeze.

Although overwhelming, Rico's brain freeze didn't stop him from finishing the salvadorian slurpee he was finishing out of Rita's ass.

by ricon August 11, 2006

herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.

"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.

by xStevie_ducksx December 17, 2007

siberian slurpee

A sex term where you snort cocaine out of one's asshole until they shit themselves.

"Hey Louis, I heard Zoe gave a siberian slurpee to two dudes last night. Nasty!"

by bob-ama-hrod17 January 11, 2017

Slurpee bitch

When you throw a slurpee at someone through their car window and yell slurpee bitch

*hits someone with slurpee through car window* “SLURPEE BITCH”

by Poopdealer123 July 24, 2019

Durfee Slurpee

A sock placed over trouser trout to fight off Sunday scaries, thrown over bunkbed upon discharge.

“After too much hungry howies and another Lions loss, Skydump left to Durfee Slurpee his Phelps Hall fingerling potato”

by Glenn Van Dumpins January 8, 2023

Dirty Slurpee

When a man performs cunnilingus on his lady while she takes a dump in the toilet. Similar to a blumpkin

After dinner, she asked for a dirty slurpee for dessert.

by HaloHaloisDeBomb July 11, 2016