Slowbalt

The art of driving a fake Cobalt SS and believing you own an automobile that it worth something. The drivers name starts with a Z in most cases of this.

Slowbalt equals 2006 Cobalt "SS" that is said to be turbo charged as well as supercharged at different times, therefore rendering it a useless piece of crap LT.

by FORDFTW!!!! September 22, 2011

Slobass

A person who consistantly leaves a trail of messes where ever he or she goes.

Jodi is a slobass becuase there is a trail of tootsie roll wrapers leading to her bedroom

by Max O'Roark January 2, 2006

slobberpuss

1. Your buddies girlfriend who is always strutting around and takes away his rights ass a man to drink, go fishing, and talk about pussy.

I hope your slobberpuss of a girlfriend gets hit by a train

by haybal May 2, 2010

ur knob got slobbed

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.

Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!

by Pnon2 January 27, 2010

slobber box

A woman pussy after a gang bang or a nooner at work and then staying til 5pm

Hey I heard she was a slobber box. she likes to walk around with cum dripping from her pussy all day...it gets her off

by Dave March 10, 2004

BOTTOM SLOBBER

liquid(s) from "down there" - can be smegma, stool, urine, sweat, the wet spot, etc.

Our kids refused to get into our bed for fear of bottom slobber.

by TMoneyID December 18, 2011

Slobalt

A stock cobalt ls or lt model with the 2.2 ecotec. they are very slow so the combination of the cars name and its slowness has come together as the Slobalt.

Haha u drive a Slobalt

by Captain_Cobalt January 17, 2011