Slizzard

The answer to every problem on Earth. It makes everyone happy and cures world hunger. But it could also lead to scary stuff like #NellinTheFire

Tom Cruise thinks scientology is the answer to all, but if he Slizzard then he would know he is wrong.

Hey Annette!
Yes Lincoln?
Wanna #slizzard and go to the #HushHushParty at Brock University?
YES I DO!

by #SlizzardWizard August 29, 2010

slizzard

a dude das drunk like i always am haha

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on a goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose

by shawnlll July 27, 2006

slizzarted

Being extremly high and drunk on a week night. Typically on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.
Slizzard+Retarted=Slizzarted

Last Monday I was so Slizzarted I missed my first two classes.

by smo7436 November 1, 2010

Slizzarean

Cesarean + Slizzard = Slizzarean
To sober up (after a big night) or going to the toilet whilst/after drinking.

I think i'll need a slizzarean after drinking all that goon... shits fucked aye!

brb, going to go have a slizzarean.

by Danger* April 21, 2011

slizz

a slice of pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!

great party.. lets stop off for a slizz

by sosodefxxx September 28, 2006

slizzard

A southern Ohio term for a slutty girl.

Damn Sarah give good head. She's a dank slizzard.

by Real Heady Krizlo September 29, 2005

Slizzered

verb- The act of chugging a Four Loko and eating a strawberry pop-tart. Can be done in groups of 2-4 which entails taking a chug or two of the Four Loko, eating a bite of the pop-tart, and then passing the Four Loko. Can also be done solo if you really want to get FUBAR. Predominantly found on Long Island, especially in the Massapequa area, but is currently being expanded to the Boston area with dispersion of college students.

I don't remember anything after we all got slizzered.

Yo man, let's get slizzered! I've got the Four Lokos!
I'll get the pop-tarts! What flavor?
Come on man, it HAS to be strawberry!

by JWOWW!! November 19, 2010