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The Ballinger Slaughter 

An act where you chop your Type 6 Autistic sister’s boobs off and put them in a crockpot and blend the remains. Next, the sister dismembers the guy’s cock and microwaves it for one minute and puts sugar in the tip and have an elongated dinner with your sister while chewing the cock and the boobs
Me and Sophia did the ballinger slaughter.

The man behind the slaughter

otherwise known as the purple guy, or as his canon name suggests- William Afton. The man behind the slaughter is a Fnaf meme where people point out purple people. Some actual backstory here: The man behind the slaughter, in FNAF lore, is a guy who killed five children to spark the start of Fnaf- hence his name.
Michael (purple guy's canon son)- My dad is the man behind the slaughter

Vehicular Mood Slaughter 

The act of changing the atmosphere from chatty/giddy/up-high to dark/macabre/and or/demeaning in a single second.
Vince: "High, Karen, how is your day today? You're looking pretty mucho caliente today *wink*"
Karen: "Vince, I really don't have the time for your bullshit today, when you go bungee jumping this weekend, don't forget to cut your cord prior to your jump!"
Vince: "Wow karen, way to just pull a vehicular mood slaughter today, now I feel like shit."
Karen: "Thats because you ARE shit, Vince."

lambs to the cosmic slaughter 

A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.
Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"

Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter 

Basically being too full to move.
Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

take you down to the slaughter house 

the slaughter house is a big oiled up booty shaking competition
gabe saporta: ll take you down to the slaughter house
kate: gladly 🤩