This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character
Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
by DAB#2 June 15, 2019
Get the Tard Skipmug. when someone hits something with their car and quickly drives away before they are caught instead of taking ownership their hit. Another word for hit and run.
also a word to describe a hit and run.
also a word to describe a hit and run.
"Yo! I left my car on the street last night and woke up to a hit and skip! "
"Instead of contacting the business owner, Deliah decided to hit and skip after she backed into a store window."
"Instead of contacting the business owner, Deliah decided to hit and skip after she backed into a store window."
by psychedelicsnowing December 26, 2016
Get the hit and skipmug. When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.
“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
by Steve Blends February 17, 2022
Get the Skipping Stonesmug. A nickname for the idiot known as Skip Bayless, mainly used anytime he says something fucking stupid about Steph Curry or LeBron James, or the NBA in general.
by Smartman23ass May 28, 2021
Get the Skip Brainlessmug. by raythegod February 7, 2015
Get the skip rocksmug. 
Get the XD Skipmug. The action of not wanting to go to a store because you don't to run into someone from school,work,ect. Most of the time the person will use tactics like there not dressed good enough or they just want to go home.
Bob: I'm not going into Wal-Mart i dont wanna see someone i know from work,besides im not even properly dressed, i look ugly.
Bill: Jesus christ Bob who cares if your dressed in pajama's it's Wal-Mart for christ sake, stop store skipping like a bitch and get in there.
Bill: Jesus christ Bob who cares if your dressed in pajama's it's Wal-Mart for christ sake, stop store skipping like a bitch and get in there.
by Mocoholi August 14, 2010
Get the Store Skippingmug.