by Swaggy-mk March 11, 2017
Get the Sigsmug. 
A manufacturer of firearm-shaped anti-personnel explosive ordinance, formerly a manufacturer of actual firearms. Much like salted ammunition, Sig Sauer (now SIG USA) produces ordinance intended to look like firearms, but when handled or used will cause harm to the user.
Interestingly, this may not actually have been the intended use of SIG USA’s products at the outset, as it appears that the company did intend to actually make a firearm, however the end product has found another niche since being released onto the market.
Interestingly, this may not actually have been the intended use of SIG USA’s products at the outset, as it appears that the company did intend to actually make a firearm, however the end product has found another niche since being released onto the market.
“Jim dropped his Sig Sauer, and it fired, the round shattered his shoulder”
“The striker on Bill’s Sig Sauer sheared while he was drawing, blew his dick right off.”
“Officer Steven Swinton’s Sig Sauer handgun went off while he was reholstering, and he nearly bled out.”
“The striker on Bill’s Sig Sauer sheared while he was drawing, blew his dick right off.”
“Officer Steven Swinton’s Sig Sauer handgun went off while he was reholstering, and he nearly bled out.”
by Herr Jaeger February 2, 2023
Get the Sig Sauermug. omg girl your such a sig
by clahahahahaha November 20, 2021
Get the sigmug. “Hey, I just got dropped, from Alpha Chi for being too much of a pathetic cuck”
“Don’t worry you can just rush sig nu”
“Don’t worry you can just rush sig nu”
by Pastor Fail Gatesman March 26, 2024
Get the Sig Numug. Sig is someone you'll completely fall in love with. She's funny and really cute. She always thinks positive and see's the best in people. If she falls in love with u ur probably the luckiest man ever. But don't break her heart tho cuz she'll crush your scones.
by BeyYourself October 29, 2017
Get the sigmug.