The sexiest most ATRRACTIVE MAN YOULL EVER MEET. A SHREK IS SO HOT, AND IS SO FINEEEE, EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HIM IS THE BEST KIND OF QUALITY IN A MAN. YOU NEED TO HIT HIM UP RIGHT NOW.
Shrek is mine
by Yourmomsbhadddcuhh June 16, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. A master piece and if you call it otherwise you are probably a living stone cus that oger is a masterpiece
by Memerboiiiiiiii April 28, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. by swimmers0115 October 15, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by ImAlreadyTracerGirl December 23, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.
by clogglegod July 6, 2019
Get the shrekmug. by Jazzycat4005 October 22, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. The most beautiful man you will ever meet. He will be nice, funny, strong, caring, and many others that are everything you will ever want in a man!
by *Spits out tea* December 2, 2019
Get the Shrekmug.