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The Hulk in his mid-life crisis. He's gained weight, lost muscle, and gotten trapped by marriage.

He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.
Person 1: Man, Hulk really let himself go.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.
Shrek by Sausage_and_Meatballs February 10, 2019
A character sadly more famous than Mike Myers these days.
To be fair though, Shrek 3 ruined the franchise before the internet got its hands on it.
Shrek by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
The sexiest cartoon character known to man.
I wanna fuck Shrek so hard
Shrek by Despacitodude69 April 28, 2019
God himself, we praise him every day ever since the Religion Update 69.420 that added Shrekstiaity.
Chad: Hail our Lord and Savoir Shrek.
Jeff: I praise Shrek every day too, brother.
Shrek by Yes'd June 1, 2019
A very sexyogre who lives in a sexy swamp.
Shrek by ejejbwba June 8, 2019