Shit Shaft

Is another name for a Poop Chute or ones Anus. Often heard being muttered by Sandy or Paddy G in conversations with 'innocent' Birds around from the night before. Also commonly used when reaching in 20+ knots of wind, in fireflies, while in a winning 1,2 position in team racing on Dublin Bay.

Man I just dropped a load through my Shit Shaft. I fucced that bird in the shit shaft last night

by G Spot Ucc February 5, 2009

Penile Shaft

The shaft of a man's penis. Or really, any penis for that matter.

"Hey there, you penile shaft!"

by Cockmonkey December 3, 2004

wacking shaft

A spontanious beating of the shaft. It is a very uncontrollable sensation. This is very common when one is hard.

Wayne: Man, my wacking shaft is really uncontrollable.
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night

by Balllllsack July 9, 2010

shaft seals

A marine mammal that lives in the engine room of every US submarine. NUBs are sent to feed them for the pleasure of more senior sailors.

"Hey NUB, go feed the shaft seals."

"But the shaft seals are actually a series of interlocks and safety mechanisms that ensure the integrity surrounding the ships main propulsion shaft, and not nautical mammals; but I'll go feed em if you want."

by B H T August 11, 2008

Shaft cuddler

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals vagina

Jerry: Hey Mike! How'd your date go last night?
Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint

by Da Jellyman April 29, 2020

shaft jaft

shaft jaft is another definition of blow job that came to me in a dream

“Ruby just gave that guy a shaft jaft!”

by chcknsandwich December 28, 2021

Shaft Watcher

One of the odd people who you catch gazing intently at your crotch, also known as a Crotch Watcher, sometimes hot women do this, which is acceptable, however sometimes you catch an old man staring at your package on the bus, that isn't cool

TOM: Dude, look at that Shaft Watcher.
ERIC: WTF are you on about?
TOM: Go on urban dictionary you noob
ERIC: Oh I get it now, lets toe him in.

by Barneszilla May 15, 2010