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Shit Shaft

Is another name for a Poop Chute or ones Anus. Often heard being muttered by Sandy or Paddy G in conversations with 'innocent' Birds around from the night before. Also commonly used when reaching in 20+ knots of wind, in fireflies, while in a winning 1,2 position in team racing on Dublin Bay.
Man I just dropped a load through my Shit Shaft. I fucced that bird in the shit shaft last night
by G Spot Ucc February 5, 2009
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Penile Shaft

The shaft of a man's penis. Or really, any penis for that matter.
by Cockmonkey December 3, 2004
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shaft seals

A marine mammal that lives in the engine room of every US submarine. NUBs are sent to feed them for the pleasure of more senior sailors.
"Hey NUB, go feed the shaft seals."

"But the shaft seals are actually a series of interlocks and safety mechanisms that ensure the integrity surrounding the ships main propulsion shaft, and not nautical mammals; but I'll go feed em if you want."
by B H T August 11, 2008
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wacking shaft

A spontanious beating of the shaft. It is a very uncontrollable sensation. This is very common when one is hard.
Wayne: Man, my wacking shaft is really uncontrollable.
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night
by Balllllsack July 9, 2010
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boot shaft

A white male's penis that his extremely darker than his skin complexion
Dude did you notice that Grec's got a damn boot shaft
by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018
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shaft jaft

shaft jaft is another definition of blow job that came to me in a dream
“Ruby just gave that guy a shaft jaft!”
by chcknsandwich December 28, 2021
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Shaft cuddler

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals vagina
Jerry: Hey Mike! How'd your date go last night?
Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint
by Da Jellyman April 29, 2020
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