Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
Get the Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudesmug. by October 30th send nudes day October 29, 2021
Get the October 30th national send nudes daymug. by Ayeeeeeeeueud May 28, 2018
Get the National Ravenne Razo Send Nudes Daymug. Every girls should send a nude for any guy who ask's for it!
Boy: Hey can i get a nude?
Girl: Ummn Why?
Boy: Cause its july 6!!!!!
Girls: ok fine ;)
Boy: Hey can i get a nude?
Girl: Ummn Why?
Boy: Cause its july 6!!!!!
Girls: ok fine ;)
by July6nudes July 5, 2021
Get the July 6 girls sending nudes daymug. 
April 20th. On this day, you send a nude to the person you trust. Whether it brightens their day and/or sparks some intimate emotions, your nude will be greatly appreciated by the person of your choosing.
National Send A Nude Day: A day where you send a picture of yourself showing you naked exposing your most private parts to the person you trust the most
*sends nude to boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Baby, you are literally the person of my dreams and nothing makes me happier than knowing I’m worthy of your spectacular nudes.
*sends nude to girlfriend*
*sends nude to boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Baby, you are literally the person of my dreams and nothing makes me happier than knowing I’m worthy of your spectacular nudes.
*sends nude to girlfriend*
by CoupleSaver June 7, 2018
Get the National Send A Nude Daymug. If you got a best friend named Ethan. Send his ass some nudes and show him that you care On October 7th And 8th
Stranger: "Hey what's todays date?
You: "It's October 8th"
Strange: "Oh shit, I missed send Ethan nudes days yesterday. Good thing I have today. I better send him some pics."
You: "It's October 8th"
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by anonymous October 7, 2020
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