September 2

Baddest bitches of all bitches. they the meanest bitches alive but also the finest. don’t mess with them you’ll regret it

awl there go that girl. she was born on september 2nd

by bitchessss presssssssed November 6, 2019

Semtex Shit

The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.

Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.

Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"

Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."

*Later that day....*

Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"

by wisemen experience July 19, 2011

september 28

A day in history which commemorates how Larry got more exposed than any other day. A day in which a series of tweets were posted which many larries celebrate because it is said that in this day Louis and Harry got married.

September 28, 2018, is the fifth year anniversary of the Larry wedding.

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by .dot.dot.dot.dot. December 8, 2017

September 2

National kiss day

Hey its September 2 lets kiss

by Kaylee the goat September 1, 2021

September 26

the best day in the world bc the best ppl are born on it!!! lol

oh its September 26
damnnnnnnnn its that amazing kids bday
lol

by fjvskngkjdsvdvdvdvd November 7, 2021

September 29

A very liking/lovable person usually goofy funny and has brown hair with hazel eyes. People born on this day are usually more caring towards others. These people are usually beautiful with a amazing smile and a great smile

SEPTEMBER 29

by September 29th May 3, 2021

September 8

Only the most crazy and sexy people are born on this day. If you are a woman born on this day you won't be able to get guys off of you and if you are male you then you will be friends with more girls then guys.

Friend 1: How are you always in a relationship?
Friend 2: Duh I was born on September 8th

by Mr.n0b0dy October 16, 2019