Heat Seeking Moisture Missle

Slang word for Penis

My heat seeking moisture missle would love a run in with your kitty tonight.

by Tj Xanovaria October 11, 2004

Screaming Austrian Defense

While playing beer pong, you scream like Arnold to make your opponent miss.

*opponent lines up for a shot* you pull out your Screaming Austrian Defense "Your anus has brought shame to your father!" *opponent misses*

by Tainted Faith September 1, 2009

Screaming Frenchman

While having a sex with a girl from behind he quickly removes his cock from her asshole and quickly replaces it with a stale loaf of French Bread, never ever replace the French bread or the integrity of the act will be lost.

Damn Jim gave me the best Screaming Frenchman last night. I can't walk properly now, i think i still have some crumbs up there.

by 1234567paper February 24, 2011

screaming segal

Having sex on the beach and you put the girls arms behind here back and fold her legs up and you pull out and rub your penis in the sand then put it back in causing here to scream and flap like a segal

I was banging here on the beach and pulled out dipped it in the sand and ramed it in and gave here a screaming segal

by jm2 the g March 15, 2014

screaming beef

someone who is gay

He is screaming beef

by mordici May 23, 2014

scronking

A game where 2 or more men play conkers with Thier scrotums all saying no homo first to crack Thier balls wins
If more than 3 people play then they must form a circle

Guy 1: Last night me and the lads were scronking
Guy 2: wtf that sounds so gay
Guy 1: don't worry we all said"no homo"

by Mattyj006 February 25, 2020

Screening

When you read a BBM message without actually opening the conversation, so the sender does not know that it has been read. This makes it easier to avoid them because the sender is unaware they are being ignored.

I was so annoyed with Jake so I started screening his messages.

by Elsherzies July 9, 2011