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Scott

constant rain so you tuck yourself in safe and warm and listen to Scott throw random roasts at you. He says it makes him feel like hes at the wheel. Also its his way of balancing out my "exuberant confidence level" (Scott). Easy, Tiger.
Hey Scott. I feel so sad, i thought i'd lay down with you and listen to your "emotional input"
Wanna cuddle?
by Krkič November 13, 2019
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Scott

a boy or girl that can be a HUGE dick but still a nice guy and/or boyfriend if doesn't fuck up the relationship.
girl:fuck u scott
girlfriend:man I love scott so much!!!!!
by secretbadgirl333 June 1, 2017
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Scott

Scott, if you meet one you will soon realize they are the biggest asshole you'll ever meet in all of your life. Dear Scott, you're a fucking cunt on a stick That's all I have to say about that ...
Man 1: " you know Scott?"
Man 2:"you mean that asshole who acts like a cunt stick?"
by Gasped August 14, 2017
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Scott

Scott, the one that’s usually an asshole. He usually works at Lowe’s home improvement and has no manners. He curses like a sailor while getting raped in the ass. He has an incredibly small penis as well.
Do you see Scott over there??? He has the worst attitude.. Also I heard he has a small peen.
by the man with the big peen June 26, 2019
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Scott

When your friends with a Scott you know you've hit the jackpot the girls line up wet to there core for him and he any afraid to share with his best friends
Jack.Did you here Scott had a 5some

Ted what no way that so Scott
by Bulletclub4life November 22, 2017
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Scott

Total mug just a bloke with no friends and is always plastered like a total bender just bottom line is a total dick
That bloke is a total scott
by Scottoooyess October 23, 2019
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Scott

A total douche. Someone who’s sole purpose on this earth is to be a deterrent in other’s pursuit of happiness. Lacks intelligence, but is quick to bust someone’s balls over something highly unimportant. Ex: wearing a hat, holding someone’s hand, going too fast out of a parking lot, Etc. Gets paid way to much money to do his/her job, but still acts like a total hardass.
Why did y’all have to work so long?

- idk, my boss was being a total Scott
by mommyjobe March 19, 2019
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