Schitzophrenic

When your prescribed senna in the evening and docusate in the morning then you will soon suffer from Schitofrenia.

Come on pal you just been to the toilet, got a weak bladder?
No mate I’m schitzophrenic, shitting though the eye of a needle I am

by K6ULU August 19, 2022

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Russophobia

Finnish-Canadian hatecrime against me as i smoke a drug that causes psychosis nonestop and in large doses known to cause temporary psychosia and delerium. Russophobia however nust needs someone to believe i "spoke my heritage" and as a russian word commonly abused in the schoolyard in public schools as i bullied a girl named ashley to suicide multiple times in lutherwood and others aswell and many other children get beaten and robbed as a commonality as weird Schitzophrenia is a common accusation of bullies to cover their bullying abuses and abuse of reputation and character for a misguided belief that its okay to torture others for having different customs within our nation traditions and cuatomary ways.

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

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Scizophrenia

A disease of which Syphron is afflicted which makes him hallucinate Ryko.

E.g. "Srry gotta take my pills so my scizophrenia makes him (Ryko) go away" - Syphron

by Hnery_The_Noticer June 22, 2023

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Shizophrenia

When you forget how long it has been since your last shit.

My shizophrenia forces me to hit the toilet multiple times a day.

by Pumpkinmuncher3000 October 6, 2023

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Schizophernia

The wrong way to spell schizophrenia. You dyslexic dummy.

Person 1: Hey, Bob was diagnosed with Schizophernia recently
Person 2: Oh really? Then say it right, Schizophrenia, FRENia not FERNia, dummy.

by FlazeTheKitsune May 26, 2024

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schisophrenic

A deliberately “creative” spelling of schizophrenic, famously championed by that one comedian who convinced everyone at the party that it's the real deal.
The art of gaslighting your friends into believing that your misspelling isn’t a mistake—it’s a lifestyle choice.

I’m not overthinking; I’m just feeling a bit schisophrenic today.

by wordname12 February 16, 2025

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