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scary ass

A descriptive phrase describing something so frightening it sends chills not only down your spine, but up your ass too.
There were some scary ass clowns in the circus just now...they scared the crap out of several children...literally.

Get that scary ass dog of yours away from me! It looks like it is gonna bite anytime and give me diseases!
by Vladolski July 31, 2010
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Scary Good

So impressive and dominant that fear is struck into the hearts of all who oppose.
1. Zdeno Chara

2. The Boston Bruins are scary good
by BigZ33 January 8, 2012
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Scary Uncle

A rather unique method of masturbation for males, whereas the male sits on his dominant hand until the blood flow decreases to the point that the hand has "fallen asleep", then using it to masturbate. Said to give much truer feeling of having another person pleasure oneself, instead of the older method of simply turning one's hand around to masturbate, which doesn't really work anyway. Or, so I've heard.
"Dude, don't touch that guys hand. He's all the time t'rowin' the Scary Uncle on his'self."
by Tío Espantoso November 10, 2005
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scary bush

"So I heard you got with Tara last night"
"Yeah man, but there was no way i was going to go down on her, she had a scary bush"
by denw May 3, 2008
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Scary Tomatoes

When a man comes up behind another man, usually in a locker room and says "SCARY TOMATOES" loudly multiple times, then pulls down his pants and fucks his victim in the ass.
Guys call the cops, I just witnessed Scary Tomatoes!
by buttbuttboi September 28, 2015
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scary quiet

not hearing expected 'normal' noise from a situation.

NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!

mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
its' scary quiet today! my townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer that drives the over-powered land yacht must not be around!!

it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!

it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
by michael foolsley October 27, 2012
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scary larry

The name for what you call scary people.
Wow! Cooper is such a scary larry!
by hmumads August 4, 2016
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