pearl scarf

When one uses a scarf as a jizz bib, then returns the scarf to its rightful owner. The rightful owner then wears scarf around his/her neck, usually without knowing or ever finding out that it is stained with dried up man jam.

Roommate A: "Hey, I need to go out. Have you seen my scarf?"
Roommate B: "It was in my room so I hung it up in the closet."
Roommate A: "Cool." (Starts putting on scarf) "So where you been the last twenty minutes?"
Roommate B: *snorts/chuckles*
Roommate A: *tucks chin into scarf and sniffs* "Wait . . . did I just put on a pearl scarf?"
Roommate B: Yup!!!
Roommate A: No!!!!

by jylax February 8, 2014

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Scarf toss

While fucking a fat lady from behind , she throws her tit over her shoulder and you suck it. P.G.

Bro i totally pulled off the scarf toss!

by Fjbonez May 9, 2018

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clinton scarf

When you get choked by Clinton while you blow him

I gave her a Clinton Scarf for our anniversary

by gorgorgorilla May 3, 2016

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Pizza scarf

Something only pizza delivery driving losers wear hoping to score better tips.

Look at that girl wearing that Pizza scarf. The only tip she's going to get it to take it off.

by ch1bz January 27, 2017

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Garlic scarf

When one consumes a large amount of garlic and thereafter beltches onto the shoulder or neck of the person of another, thus creating a Garlic scented cravat on the person of another.

Sophie-Jenna consumed some garlic and burped onto Iain’s neck, Iain’s neck smelled of garlic for the the rest of the evening.

“Oh my god Sophie-Jenna, did you just burp garlic onto my neck? I’ll have a Garlic scarf all night!”

by Iain donal Mackenzie January 25, 2022

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