Salem High School

everyone who complains about salem needs to realise that the world needs valets and trash collectors and they are one of them. 6 point grading scale gets looked at by colleges so stfu and stop smoking bowls kids

salem high school is cool

and that was a bigass run on

by bigtimebots6272 October 25, 2019

salem

Fat Physics teacher who wears boots called slanters, its the S. Hes so fat his shoes collapsed like like the little piggy's house that was mad out of straw. His dad and mom are also fat. his pops fell while walking accross ice but still managed to save his mickie d's.

He looks like Salme,only hes not fat or ugly and he's not a women

by jerryblank April 28, 2005

Salem

Flat, rundown, dirty, outdated, tweakerville, poor, Mexican infested, armpit where you think you've died or you're in the twightlight zone.

Where's your brother been?

He met the devil and is now trying save an angel.

Poor man he must be in Salem.

by Teodros March 11, 2015

Salem Fast

Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".

Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.

"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher

by Doctor W October 26, 2011

Salem Broads

A general term claiming a broad in Salem, OR. Is one of the following, a hoe, too childish, a game playing cunt,a stuck up rich girl who loves cocaine, or a stupid bitch who can't take a hint.

Dude 1: woah! Those girls are hot, man!

Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads

Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.

by Arod/Lexrod August 8, 2016

saylum

A very outgoing male. Full of life w/ a big heart. Never one to take any shit from noone. Loves his family.

Wow, he's a real Saylum. Salem

by History at its Best December 19, 2016

Salem Witch Trail

A act of hanging your significant other and fucking them while you pretend to be possesed.

Do not try at home

"Dude, i Salem Witch Trailed that bitch so hard last night that she almost didn't make it"

by You're Magically Delicious February 19, 2018