sandwich

Code name that underage drinkers use when there beer is stored in a cooler.

Hey Dan pass me another sandwich from the cooler.

by McCall aka Mongoose January 12, 2009

Porkchop Sandwiches

Food based product. Most often consumed orally.

Pork chop sandwiches! OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE FUCK OUT!

My God, did that smell good.

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Pussy Sandwich

Two pieces of bread with a pussy in between them.

I like mine without the crust.

"If you're ever in Los Angeles be sure to look up Jennifer Love Hewitt. She can make a Pussy Sandwich that'll give those faggots in Chelsea a run for their money."

by Italianshower96 September 29, 2013

Eating a Sandwich

The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.

"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."

by SaracottaPie April 1, 2010

Text sandwich

Driving between two vehicles being driven by women who are texting while driving.

I am lucky to be alive, I have been a text sandwich for the last 25 miles.

by Browser7 March 29, 2013

Amish Sandwich

The act of having two fully bushed women scissor your face.

Last night I was planning on raising a barn, then I got Amish Sandwiched by two fur burgers.

by Creepmove September 15, 2023

Coopie sandwich

When two females and a male have a loving meaningful and intimate relationship together as a hole, while the males sole intention is to comfort and satisfy both emotionally and physically both females throughout their relationship .

John , Jade and Jennifer are enjoying their coopie sandwich together and are obviously happy.

by Snugglepus October 27, 2020