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sammeh

Oh my god one day i'm going to be ub3r-l33t like Sammeh
by ICEdragon August 18, 2003
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The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers March 3, 2007
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salome b.

hottest girl alive..
is hilarious......likes to have fun..
gets down with the brown and bangs with the wangs..
she likes to get some all day errday non-stop.
she likes unugly guys usually..

she has a body like a fox and everyone whistles at her she cries because she doesnt know what to do with her beauty..
ayo that baby gurl salome b...she be flllyyyy, flyyer than my diamonds on ma chain..
by asiansal October 8, 2008
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I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.
A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"
by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009
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Sammie

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is trustworthy , kind, gorgeous and makes the best friend. She is so compassionate of others feelings and would never do anything to hurt others She is drop-dead gorgeous, but not conceited. She usually has long brown silky hair and big beautiful warm brown eyes. Her looks match her personality....she is so magnetic!

She is in great shape and always put together perfectly! She is so compassionate to others and always tries to make someone smile. She is a genuinely sweet girl who never talks bad about anyone. Anyone who speaks bad of a Samantha is usually just jealous of her because she has everything they want but don't have!

Samantha's are extremely confident and can stand on their own. They light up a room by simply walking in. They always make others feel good. They are immune to negativity so haters, don't waste your energy on Samantha...her self-esteem will always outshine you!
"I think my jaw dropped when I saw Sammie in class today."
by asspounder12341234123123 June 4, 2018
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samme

Samme is a humble and kind girl, she is loved by everyone and she will do anything for you if she's your best friend. She might look innocent but she can be a devil, don't ever get in a fight with her or she will ruin your reputation. Samme is beautiful and flawless, all the girls want to be like her and most boys always want her. She is one of a kind there aren't many like Samme.
-dam look at Samme she stunning
-oh I wish I haven't got in the fight with her
by mug96 March 22, 2020
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Sammarinese

What people from San Marino call themselves. San Marino is a small republic located on the slopes of Mount Titano, on the Adriatic side of central Italy between the Emilia-Romagna and Marche regions and surrounded on all sides by the Republic of Italy.
My family is from San Marino, we are Sammarinese.
by Magic <3 October 16, 2020
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