Shawn used his sarff on these two chicks but then their boyfriends walked in so he used it to polevault his ass out of there.
by GrantHarry April 27, 2008
Get the sarff mug.Town in Essex that has lots of smokers, chavs, girls wearing rolled-up skirts, abnoxious teenagers and children and random old people.
All respect goes to those random old people.
Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:
The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.
Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?
For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D
All respect goes to those random old people.
Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:
The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.
Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?
For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D
Person 1: So where do you live, Mr. Chav?
Chav: I live down in Saffron Walden. Can't get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....
Chav: I live down in Saffron Walden. Can't get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....
by Freddos R Better When Cheaper February 28, 2011
Get the Saffron Walden mug.Acronym meaning the state of mind that goes along with wearing shorts and flip flops (i.e. acronym is for Shorts And Flip Flops). It's a state of happiness, of being free, a relaxed state of mind. One in which you walk slowly because you're in no rush to get anywhere, and the air around you is comfortable. It is completely understandable for one's goal in life to be saffing for as high a percentage of time as possible.
"So what are you up to?"
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."
by goldenbear26 February 3, 2010
Get the saffing mug.A tiny town infested with Mormons and racist neckbeards. Safford, Arizona is known for... nothing. There's literally nothing there. Most people who inhabit this town are really dull. This town is very un-progressive when it comes to their education and law system. You will most likely hear people of power making sexist and/or racist "jokes". Safford is also one of the top towns when it comes to meth and bed bugs.
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Slang for a person that is quite brutally mentally inadequate. Originating from a joke popular amoungst many circles of people in the Johnson City area. The original joke was told in some version of the following exchange;
Person 1: "Did you see that sameface?"
Person 2: "Whats a 'sameface'?"
Person 1: "Ya'know how retards all make the same face!"
*The teller of the joke than proceeds to imitate the blissful gurgling and awkwardly mechanical gestures and expressions of the severly retarded*
Person 1: "Did you see that sameface?"
Person 2: "Whats a 'sameface'?"
Person 1: "Ya'know how retards all make the same face!"
*The teller of the joke than proceeds to imitate the blissful gurgling and awkwardly mechanical gestures and expressions of the severly retarded*
Did you see all those slipknot fans tripping over their pants that were obviosly at least 17 sizes too big? HAHA! Fuckin samefaces!
by Kreiger_55 April 30, 2006
Get the sameface mug.After living in Safford for some time, Mary now had gonorrhea, hepatitis, syphilis, AIDS, herpes, chlamydia, and chancroid. But now she attends church for three hours every sunday.
by Grizzlies January 15, 2009
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