Temple of the Sun God Sacrifice

When 7-9 East African monkeys circle around you whilst you are chained to a log spinning over a bonfire, as they all do best mates from fortnite and slap your face with their balls one by one.

Guy #1: hey man, how was your night last night?

Guy #2: I got brutally temple of the sun god sacrificed unfortunately.

by Jit Lord April 21, 2022

Sacrilicious

1.a) One who appears so attractive that an observer would consider rejecting moral or religious beliefs for them.
b) The state one is placed within when one is irresistibly attracted to another to the extent that conventional moral or religious standards are set aside.

The American Idol singer "Alexis Stone Lopez" looks sacrilicious.

by Pastor Thomas October 26, 2006

Sacrificial sacrifice

There is a random person or animal sacrificing themselves to do the sacrifice

A sacrificial sacrifice is when the original is when a person sacrifices themselves to save the original sacrifice AKA sacrificial sacrifice

My friend did a sacrificial sacrifice a couple days ago

by Majestic-Eagle578 March 14, 2019

sacrilicious

Something so that tastes so good it should be a sin to eat.

This deep fried double fudge brownie is sacrilicious.

by duggit July 20, 2008

sacrificial hangout

The act of hanging out with an annoying friend so that you can go back to avoiding them for awhile.

I've managed to avoid Brian for a few months, but gave in to a sacrificial hangout so he gets off my back for awhile.

by 74Ty May 16, 2016

Testicle sacrifice

The art of giving your two great genital powerhouses to the great lord Satan, thus giving him the power to mate with Archdemons with your DNA, so you can be part of his cause.

Tom: Aye I preformed testicle sacrifice on my dad last night

Brad: Nice! *Highfive*

(Meanwhile at home)

Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!

by Devilyay666 November 13, 2013

sacrifice

The sacrifice is a method of revenge and should only be used when all people involved in seeking revenge agree the victim should be sacrificed. When a guy or girl does something to make you mad, then you can sacrifice them. Essentially, you talk the guy or girl into hooking up in their parent's room while their parents are out to a movie or dinner. Then once you're in the parent's bedroom, you handcuff the guy or girl to the bed and start turning then on. The person seeking revenge should keep going down on the guy or girl until they're just about to cum and then get up and walk away, leaving the person hand cuffed to their parent's bed naked and unable to hide. If the victim is a guy, he'll have a mean case of blue balls, and if it's a girl, her parents will have a lovely view of her all wet and wild on their bed. In either case, the person will be unable to finish the job you started on their own while handcuffed, and unable to hide before their parents return home eager to go to bed. Leave the key somewhere out of reach of the person so that their parent's can uncuff them later.

to clarify, here is a detailed example... This guy, let's call him Joe, cheated on my best friend. So, to get back at him I started hitting on him all the time and he eventually invited me over to fool around while his parents were out. I brought hand cuffs and talked him into letting me cuff him to his parent's bed, I convinced him that I'm into hand cuffs and stuff like that. Then I started giving him head and when I could tell he was getting close, I stopped and got up. I told him that I thought he was an ass hole for hurting my friend and waived the key to the cuffs infront of his face and placed it on the coffee table acrossed the room and left the door wide open on my way out of the house. he told his friends the next day that his dad flipped out when his mom and him walked on their son hand cuffed and naked to their bed with a huge boner.

this is called "the sacrifice" because it's similiar to when a tribe ties an animal or person to a pole as a sacrfice to some wild animal or god that will come and eat him later.

by MentorCards06 July 30, 2008