space stocking

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo later on.

he just used his space stocking on me!

by charlie March 18, 2005

underlying stock

(FINANCE) a stock whose price movements determine the value of a financial derivative. For example, when a hedge fund manager writes a call option for Citigroup (NYSE:C) at 4.25/share, C is the underlying stock.

"Underlying" can be used to refer to other things besides stocks; for example, commodities, currencies, or bonds.

A put option rises when the spot price of its underlying stock declines.

by Abu Yahya April 05, 2010

future stock

Is a girl that is essentially jailbait(15-17) now, but when she turns 18 would be very sought after for sex or as a girlfriend.

Hilary Duff, the olsen twins and lindsay lohan were all future stock before they turned 18.

by Justin 83 August 23, 2006

Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.

Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."

by Justin Ryan! January 23, 2009

jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017

Stock Rock

Rock and Roll music that is typically provided to commercial producers either royalty free or extremely cheap to produce. Notable for its cheesy quality and generic likeness to other Stock Rock songs found in varying commercials. Used by marketing to add an "impacting" or "badass" quality to the commercial, typically to questionable effect.

I get that this commercial is trying to sound badass, but I cannot take the Stock Rock music seriously.

by There Are No Pseudonyms June 03, 2017

Stock Motor

"Stock Motor" refers to an engine that is sealed and unopened from factory and has not been touched from the inside.

That Coyote makes 820whp stock motor

That Coyote ran an 8 second 1/4 mile on a stock motor

by Boss302Manifold July 03, 2022