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Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025
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*Sobs Uncontrollaby*

When your friend calls you poopie and it hurt you feelings on an xbox chat.
Ryan: your a poopy head

Me: *sobs uncontrollaby*
by CoolGuy565656 November 9, 2021
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:sob:

Emoji used by bottom Femboys who wants to get railed extremely badly and want their daddies wet sticky cum inside their ass, mainly used by people in Europe to show they are available to be Breeded and Cumpied, they usually don't say they are Femboys but they secretly are.
PLEASE DADDY :SOB: ME PLEASEE I BEG YOU
by JohnFkennedih October 25, 2025
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Sob

“Girl how you and your man been?”

“I’m not speaking to him, i’m sob.
by Dalingoudntkno614 November 29, 2023
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Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.
“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017
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sob constipation

You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.
Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!
by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015
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SOB

Seal on a bed sheet. A flag that is usually a blank color with a seal or coat of arms in the middle.
SOBs are are almost always really bad flags due to being overly complex and or boring,

Ex. Most US state flags
Wisconsin's flag is an SOB, pretty boring to be honest.
by Kwit kam January 6, 2023
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